Aries: You will never be bored while fucking an Aries. They love to switch positions and try things you’ve never even imagined. A sucker for sex in public. Likes porn-inspired sex. They’re impatient so chances are, your clothes will only be half off during sex.
Taurus: Acts like they want to be in charge but honestly just wants to be told what to do. Loves hickies and dirty talk. Weary to try things too extreme, but definitely likes the attention of being filmed during sex. Always exploring their comfort zone.
Gemini: Loves attention and loves to be dominated. Likes rough sex, but needs to feel loved afterwards. Down to fuck anytime, anywhere. Almost always requires after sex cuddles. Wants to experiment more, but doesn’t know how to go about it. Porn fanatic.
Cancer: May seem mellow in real life, but they are some fucking kinksters in the bedroom. Literally anything you do will turn them on. They experiment with being dominant, but most of the time want to be told exactly what to do and how to do it. A sucker for dirty pictures and lingerie.
Leo: Needs to be complimented during sex. Open minded to everything. Lots of kinks. Nymphomaniac. Threesomes only if they’re the center of attention. Fears nothing. Loves marking their territory; bites, bruises, scratches, and loves being marked in return. Your hand around their throat is their biggest weakness.
Virgo: Loves to give attention. Satisfying their partner is their priority. Making you cum is what gets them off. Likes to be complimented on their technique. All about oral and lap dances. Neck kissing is their biggest weakness. Lots and lots of foreplay.
Libra: Likes to look good while they fuck, so acknowledge this and they’ll go crazy. They get turned on really easily, and like being teased in public. When they give you that “fuck me” smirk, you know it’s on. They like to challenge their partner to see who can satisfy the other most. A sucker for perfume or cologne, you don’t even have to wear anything else.
Scorpio: Wants to feel loved during sex. Into bondage and asphyxiation, and other things that require trust. Not huge on one night stands. Likes a connection during sex. Cute lingerie and booty slaps. “You’re mine,” will set them off like a firework.
Sagittarius: Fucking intense, hard to keep up with. Almost overwhelming. Won’t even make it to the bedroom. It’s done only when they say it’s done. Will fuck you completely senseless. Even after sex, won’t be able to keep their hands off you.
Capricorn: Seems to be all talk, but will actually leave you speechless. Loves to worship, loves to receive. Lots of eye contact. Not the most spontaneous, but always puts their partner’s needs first. Can fuck for hours. Scratches and bitemarks all over. Definitely prefers ass. Jawline kisses make them melt.
Aquarius: Shower sex, car sex, sex on the floor, sex on the couch, sex on the counter, anywhere. Loves to be worshiped and told what to do. Demands respect but also gets turned on by being called degrading names during sex. Romance and dirty talk. Loves sex toys.
Pisces: Have a very particular type that attracts them sexually. They will kiss every inch of your body, and want to be told how badly you want them. Always building up suspense until you can’t handle it anymore. Love hair pulling and expensive lingerie. Prefer sex on beds.
Low key can’t even remember coming up with this shit so I was probs drunk but the accuracy is hilarious.
